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Yeah, I know it's old meme. I'm not a hipster like the punks that troll youtube, but dammit, I used to watch this series when I was younger. I find this parody hilarious.

Oh, and I may or may not update. RL, you know, can be a pain in the butt. I would like to apologize to whatever watchers I still have for being a boring, old turkey.

So, I've joined a new gallery, and although I don't post much anymore I do check this site fairly regularly still.

I did upload one new pic, but part of the reason I moved to a new place is because DA is so big and therefore impersonal; this new community is more friendly and (dare I say it?) more closely knit. Perhaps it's because we're all of like minds... it's a specialist art gallery.

Anyway, this is just a post to inform my watchers that I'm still out and about.

RAI (Really Awesome Individuals):
~aBsintheNightmare ~kaisen ~aks-kitty ~r4ve *MincedNiku ~Geinen ~black-blu-tears ~dreasama =Swordexpert ~xybre ~SrlDragon ~brebear

Clubs
*yaoilovers *anime-artists ~narutofanclub ~gravitation ~miyaviclub ~loligoth2

WHY GAY MARRIAGE SHOULD NOT BE LEGALIZED

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire counrty. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never suceed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "seperate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Seperate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as seperate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

*Note: As ~BlueSkyFantasy, who posted this in the political forums, stated: "Oh, those crazy Christians. "

I vaguely wonder who reads my journal sometimes...

As my watchers know, I haven't been submitting anything for the past while. I blame it on cleverly marketed MMORPGs, but eh, I figure that I'd rather beat the snot out of rabid, toothless slugs than suffer over an uninspired drawing. Go RO.

And... um... what...? Jark has been hoisted off his throne and thrown into the ranks of the Collective. Pity the Interweb can't shell out descriptions of what that must feel like. Maybe something like this is appropiate: "The culmutative mass of deviants assimilated his very organs, smothering him in vile sympathy for events out of their control, while few shouted cries of besotted abuse: 'WHO'S PROBING WHO NOW?'". Or perhaps not. This whole thing seems exhausting.

I should really visit DA more often. Everything's yellow now. Interesting.

I'm not dead!

*smiles and refrains from being dead*

-quotes to cure the ill-

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"To Err is human, to forgive is simply not our policy."

"Adults are just kids who owe money."

"He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!!"

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. "